1 00:00:07,833 --> 00:00:09,792 -You sure it was my turn to buy? 2 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,751 - Yeah, I bought yesterday. - But I bought the day before. 3 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:14,144 No, Ponch. That was Sunday. 4 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:15,841 - So? - So we weren't on duty. 5 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,321 Then I bought the day before that. 6 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,541 No, that was a holiday and we were off. 7 00:00:19,584 --> 00:00:22,674 Well, like I said. It was my turn to buy. 8 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,023 Hey, Jon! See the notice about the bowling tournament? 9 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,546 Yeah. 10 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:09,808 Well, what do you say? 11 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:11,854 I mean, there's gonna be a trophy in it. 12 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:14,378 'And it could have your name on it.' 13 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:17,990 - Right underneath mine. - I don't know, Ponch. 14 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:20,906 I used to work in a bowling alley when I was in high school. 15 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:23,170 I think I had my fill. 16 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,563 Come on! I need a partner. 17 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:26,869 Partner. 18 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,523 You aren't gonna give up, are you? 19 00:01:28,566 --> 00:01:30,873 No way. 20 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:32,614 Attention, Ventura Freeway units. 21 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:34,703 'A 2-11 just occurred at Ratner's Market.' 22 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,444 '1300 White Oak.' 23 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:38,837 'Two 2-11 suspects on motorcycles, southbound' 24 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,752 'on the Hollywood Freeway at Vermont.' 25 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:42,145 Hey, we were just there. 26 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,233 Let's go. 27 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,018 Hey, I could pull you over and cite you for that! 28 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,602 Hey, Ponch. 29 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:50,518 'It's them!' 30 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:13,932 LA, 7 Mary 3 and 4 in pursuit, possible 2-11 suspects, uh 31 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:16,457 Eastbound Ventura and Reseda. 32 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,067 '10-4, 7 Mary 3.' 33 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,951 - Off your bikes! - Now! And grab some sky! 34 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:46,095 Move over there. Get over here. 35 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,801 Okay, turn around, take off your helmets. 36 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,337 'Male suspects, huh?' 37 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,512 Oh, yeah. 38 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:23,132 Somethin' funny, ladies? 39 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:25,003 - Uh, no, sir. - LA, 7 Mary 3. 40 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:27,441 Pursuit is code 4, negative on the suspects. 41 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:30,095 Uh, Eastbound Ventura, West of Haskell. 42 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:31,488 10-4, 7 Mary 3. 43 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:34,143 Let me see both of your driver's license. 44 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:35,492 Mine too. 45 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,715 Why didn't you pull over when you saw us? 46 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,847 Uh, we really didn't think you were serious. 47 00:04:42,891 --> 00:04:44,240 'Oh, uh..' 48 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,068 Oh, you didn't think we were serious? 49 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,678 Right. 50 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:50,681 Don't you know what red flashing lights mean, huh? 51 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:52,117 That your pants are on fire? 52 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:59,168 You ladies aren't doing anything to help yourselves. 53 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,872 '15-40, LA. There's a hitchhiker, northbound..' 54 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,141 'It's kind of cute.' 55 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:17,969 'Might start a trend.' 56 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:22,539 Well, what do we have here, a laugh-in? 57 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,367 We thought they were the suspects, sarge. 58 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:26,238 Oh, is that right? 59 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:29,372 Suspects were male, remember? 60 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,461 Yeah, well, we didn't know they were girls. 61 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:34,377 Uh, how long did it take you to figure that out, Baker? 62 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:40,427 Well, we pulled up behind them and they had their helmets on. 63 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:42,820 Hey, Frank, I like your underwear. 64 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:47,782 How did that happen? 65 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:49,784 Well, this guy flipped a cigarette out of the car window 66 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:51,351 and it landed on my lap. 67 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,657 - 'And, uh..' - Come on. 68 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:55,920 'Uh, I would like to know, Frank' 69 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:59,446 why a cigarette, when it has the whole freeway to land on 70 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:02,144 decides to land on your lap? 71 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:03,928 I guess the whole world's got it in for me, huh? 72 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:06,278 Uh, no, Frank. Just a few of us. 73 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,106 Hey, uh, I hate to break up this friendly chitchat 74 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,848 but Ponch has to be in court in 30 minutes. 75 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:13,155 And, uh, I don't think those hot pants 76 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:15,636 are gonna go over too well with Judge Lindheim. 77 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:17,420 Hey, he's right. I gotta go home and change. 78 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:19,814 You don't have time. You can borrow a pair at the office. 79 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:22,338 Hey, sarge, got any salve in your first-aid ki.. 80 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,687 Forget it, okay? 81 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,864 Boy. 82 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:46,466 'And therefore, Your Honor..' 83 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,600 '...if the officer were parked at La Brea.' 84 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:55,518 'Uh, that is 0.76 miles from where he stopped me.' 85 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:59,130 And if in fact he clocked me for half a mile.. 86 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:03,874 ...it is clear, Your Honor.. 87 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,876 ..that the officer's motorcycle 88 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,052 must have had an average velocity 89 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:10,359 of approximately.. 90 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,842 ...175 miles an hour. 91 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:25,505 I can calculate again if you wish. 92 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,855 No, that won't be necessary, Mr. Wee. 93 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:31,641 The court is convinced that reasonable doubt exists. 94 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,121 'Case dismissed.' 95 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,779 Sidney M. Engelhardt. 96 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:41,346 Hey, you wanna borrow the "Wee" abacus? 97 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:44,480 Are you kidding? This case is open and shut. 98 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,829 Just watch me. 99 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,485 Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. 100 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:06,023 State your name, please. 101 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:08,809 'Officer Frank Poncherello, California Highway Patrol.' 102 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,550 Assigned to motorcycle enforcement. 103 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,247 Central division. 104 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,031 Would you describe for the court 105 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:17,687 the circumstances surrounding Mr. Engelhardt's citation? 106 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,384 Uh, yes, sir, Your Honor. 107 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:22,170 There was a minor accident near Stadium Way. 108 00:09:22,213 --> 00:09:23,475 I had just finished laying down 109 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,390 a flare pattern to control traffic 110 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,044 'when Mr. Engelhardt grew impatient' 111 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,872 'and cut through the flare line, and tried to merge' 112 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:31,832 'with other cars waiting to get into the baseball game.' 113 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,529 When I tried to stop him, he ignored me 114 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,400 and charged ahead even further. 115 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:38,186 I cited him for violation of section 2800. 116 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,580 '"Failure to obey a traffic officer."' 117 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:44,888 Mr. Engelhardt, be patient. You'll get your turn. 118 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:47,935 Officer Poncherello, do you have anything else to add? 119 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,153 No, Your Honor. 120 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:50,894 It's your turn, Mr. Engelhardt. 121 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,374 Thank you, Your Honor, with your permission 122 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,115 I would like to, uh, make some corrections 123 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,159 in the diagram. 124 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,334 Please feel free. 125 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:58,946 Okay, because, um.. 126 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,643 ...see, first of all, the, uh 127 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,428 the flare line is completely and incorrectly stated on here. 128 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,648 'The flare line is out of place, and it's not right.' 129 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,868 The flare line here, I'll tell you exactly where.. 130 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:11,393 um, you see, if the court pleases, may I? 131 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:14,135 Please, feel free. 132 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,745 Um, you see, the flare line is right-- 133 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,965 Oh.. 134 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,749 The chalk is.. 135 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,925 'The, the flare line is completely wrong.' 136 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,753 See, it's not here as he said. 137 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:28,236 See, the flare line is here. This is the flare line. See? 138 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,194 'It comes right down here. See?' 139 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:33,023 Flares, flares, flare, flare. That's the flare line, see? 140 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,547 Ain't that right? That's the flare line. 141 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,549 No, it's wrong. Doesn't, see, it's not.. 142 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,639 'cause it's coming over the turn-off here. See, it has.. 143 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,729 Ah, here! Here is the flare. Ah, now I see. 144 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,556 'I see flare, flare, flare, flare, flare.' 145 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,820 'The turn-off is not here like, like he said.' 146 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,692 Here is the turn-off. It was north of the flare line. See? 147 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:52,477 'And the flares come all the way down here. You see that?' 148 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,262 The central divider's here. 149 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,655 'I can tell you exactly what happened, Your Honor.' 150 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,265 'See now.' 151 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,702 I was standing, I was, see? I was right over here. 152 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,748 I was tryin' to come off the freeway. 153 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,663 All of a sudden, I saw all these flares all around. 154 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,187 So, naturally, I was gonna stop because the flares were there. 155 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,842 And, uh, you know, when the, and then 156 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,888 I looked in my rear-view mirror and I saw this giant 157 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,411 black and orange tanker. 158 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,239 Tanker right over here. 159 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:18,503 'So, naturally, black and orange is right over, just like this.' 160 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:19,722 'I had to get out of the line' otherwise' 161 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:20,723 'I would've been creamed.' 162 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:21,768 'It was really barrelin' 163 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,334 'down on me, behind me.' 164 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:26,860 Suddenly, I saw this cop comin' at me, waving his flare 165 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,689 like some kind of a, some kind of a pyromaniac 166 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:30,733 'you know, yellin' his head off.' 167 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:31,995 'I mean, at first' 168 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,605 I'll tell you the truth, Your Honor. 169 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,433 I thought he was some kind of nut. 170 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,131 'Tell you the truth, I was just tryin' to get out of his way.' 171 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:40,482 But then, I saw, I saw the things, the junk hang 172 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:43,485 I knew he was an officer. So I stopped immediately. 173 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:46,009 And I said, "What can I do? What can I anything?" 174 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,532 Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Engelhardt. 175 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,186 - But he didn't listen to me. - Yes. 176 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,971 The court has heard sufficient evidence. 177 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,582 Thank you, Mr. Engelhardt. 178 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,279 'Officer Poncherello.' 179 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,499 Did you see the tanker that he described? 180 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,631 - No, ma'am, Your Honor. - Of course, he didn't see. 181 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:00,850 He was too busy runnin' those flares and yellin' 182 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,112 it was like the fourth of July. 183 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,723 All I saw was the defendant's camper. 184 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,376 He crossed my flare line! 185 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,684 It's his word against mine, Your Honor, right? 186 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,773 'That's right.' 187 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,122 Unless you have a witness. 188 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,389 In that case, Your Honor 189 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,522 I respectfully beg the court's indulgence 190 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,698 for a continuance. 191 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,353 What would be the conditions for a continuance? 192 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:28,356 I would, I need some more time to gather evidence, Your Honor 193 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,705 is what I.. 194 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:35,319 This is a very unusual request, Mr. Engelhardt. 195 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,104 Your honor.. 196 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,670 ...justice demands it. 197 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,291 The court grants a 48 hour continuance. 198 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,250 Thank you, Your Honor. 199 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,536 You do your best, you bust your butt 200 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,712 day in and day out to make the grade. 201 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:24,412 What do you get? Some jerk calling you incompetent. 202 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,979 Hey, Ponch, just do yourself a favor 203 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,590 and forget it, alright? The guy is crazy. 204 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,679 Yeah, you're right. Crazy. 205 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,377 You're not gonna give me the shaft too, are you? 206 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,902 - We're a team, right? - Now you're talkin'. 207 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,381 Don't worry, you won't be sorry. 208 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,514 I better warn you, I need some practice. 209 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,211 I'm a little rusty. 210 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:44,780 Ah, don't worry, I'll teach you all my tricks. 211 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,695 You'll bowl 300 every time. 212 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,438 Anything you say, old buddy. 213 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,568 Good afternoon, sir. May I see-- 214 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,918 - And how are you, young fella? - Just fine, thank you. 215 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,355 May I see your driver's license and registration, please? 216 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,488 Look, don't you recognize me? 217 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,189 Yes, sir. May I see your driver's license, please? 218 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,801 Just a minute now. 219 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,631 'Here's the license.' 220 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,198 Thank you. And registration too. 221 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,592 And here's the registration. 222 00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,942 Thank you. 223 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,205 Listen, this has expired almost two months now-- 224 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:05,339 I don't believe it. "21-50 over," right? 225 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,082 "21-50 over," right? Right? 226 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,388 You're almost right. And how are you today? 227 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,956 Wow, this is really somethin'. 228 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,612 What an honor! Hey, Jon, this is Broderick Crawford. 229 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,658 I know. I knew when I came up here. Besides, I gotta write-- 230 00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,009 Boy oh boy, I have watched you for years 231 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,924 over and over and over. 232 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,012 Hey, hey. 233 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,752 21-50, bye. 234 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,712 21-50, over. 21-50 to headquarters. 235 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,235 'Huh? Huh? Huh?' 236 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,933 Yeah, that's right. 237 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,978 You know, I was makin' those highway patrol shows 238 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,937 long before you guys were born. 239 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,417 Yeah, they don't make TV shows like that anymore. 240 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,376 Yeah, that's right. They don't, do they? 241 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,258 Say it for me, please, the guys at the office 242 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,694 will never believe it. 243 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,870 21-50, bye. 21-50 to headquarters. Huh? 244 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,655 Alright, alright, alright. 245 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:01,961 21-50 to headquarters. 246 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,878 21-50 to headquarters. 247 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,882 Headquarters, bye. 248 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,146 Boy, that was great, huh? 249 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,847 Hey, I'll be right back. Don't go away. 250 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,414 That's great. 251 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,722 Oh. Can I borrow your pen? This thing's out of ink. 252 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:25,897 What? 253 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,464 Your ink pen, please? 254 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,120 you gotta be kiddin'. 255 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,734 What are you doin' here? 256 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:40,521 Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. 257 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,479 Well, if you're not doing "nothin' at all" 258 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,699 and you don't have car trouble, then move out. 259 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,570 'Because I could write you up.' 260 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:50,400 We don't want people to say that I'm harassing you, do we, sir? 261 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,098 No, no. No. 262 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,577 Move out. 263 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,635 - 21-50, over and out. - 10-4. 264 00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:12,727 Hey! 265 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:18,037 Hey, Jon, I wanted to get his autograph. 266 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:25,305 And how could you? How could you do it? 267 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,959 My hero, Mr. Highway patrol, and you give him a ticket. 268 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,092 I only gave him a warning. Don't you see? 269 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,573 I just gave him a mechanical to get his autograph. 270 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,316 I'll give you a Xerox copy. 271 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,155 Yeah, pretty good. 272 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,982 Not that. Over there. 273 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,509 Oh, fantastic, they're comin' this way. 274 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,467 I knew my luck was about to change. 275 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:13,135 What we need is a foursome, uh.. 276 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,876 'I mean, if we're gonna work as a team' 277 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:18,532 we ought to find a team to compete against, right? 278 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,664 Yeah, we play a little better under pressure. 279 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,362 You got it. 280 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,844 Oh, hi. 281 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,673 Ignore 'em, they'll go away. 282 00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,675 I'll bet you ladies never had the opportunity 283 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,678 to bowl against a three-time national champ, huh? 284 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,205 Well, no, now that you mentioned it, never. 285 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,381 Well, isn't that a coincidence. 286 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,469 I never have either. 287 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,693 Look, I'm telling you, that's what our policy is. 288 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,696 Don't tell me about your policy. I want my money back. 289 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:56,004 But you had 'em all day. You still owe us 5 bucks. 290 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,614 Give me my money. 291 00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,835 I got a mind to throw you down one of your alley! 292 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:04,578 - Excuse me, sir. - Butt out. 293 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,841 - My money! - I said, excuse me. 294 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,409 Butt out. 295 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,111 Uh, my partner. 296 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:23,205 - You guys aren't on duty. - Twenty-four hours a day. 297 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:26,121 'What seems to be the problem?' 298 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,775 This guy won't give me my deposit back. 299 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:30,212 That's because he doesn't have it coming. 300 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:33,346 - He's a thief. - Have you been drinkin'? 301 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,086 There's no law against that. 302 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,045 Depends on what you do afterward. 303 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:39,961 Well, what am I doin'? This guy's rippin' me off! 304 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:42,529 Hey, why don't you go home and take a little rest, alright? 305 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,626 And, uh.. 306 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,498 I trust you aren't driving. 307 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,067 Uh, I'm walkin'. 308 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,724 - Thanks, fellas. - You betcha. 309 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,595 Listen, we need a couple pairs of shoes. 310 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,771 - Uh, three and a half C? - No. 311 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,512 Nine-and-a-half C and a ten B. 312 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:21,437 The first key to great bowling is finger spread. 313 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,700 You need the strength of an eagle's talons 314 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:26,442 'and the finesse of a' watchmaker.' 315 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,401 The second key to great bowling is form. 316 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,448 Form combined with perfect harmony of motion. 317 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,712 Why don't I just show you how? 318 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,598 The third finger was a little snug on me. 319 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:54,296 Warm-up. Now, that's very important for a good game. 320 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,516 You see, Ponch is such a perfectionist. 321 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,474 'Uh, he's kind of the Beethoven of bowling.' 322 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,668 We got a bad lane, folks. 323 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,372 Hey, Jon.. 324 00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:27,982 ...if, uh, you shift your weight 325 00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:30,854 on your left leg you'd get a better take-off. 326 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,247 Okay, Ponch. 327 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,826 Not bad. Uh, can you do it again? 328 00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:49,873 I don't know. The release didn't feel right. 329 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,266 I'll give it a shot. 330 00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:04,584 That's great. 331 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:09,937 Exactly what was your job when you worked 332 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,678 in the bowling alley? 333 00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:14,724 - I was the instructor. - Instruct.. 334 00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,857 You're a natural, you can't miss. 335 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:20,077 Being on a team with you is like having a license to steal. 336 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:23,124 - What are you talking about? - The tournament. What else? 337 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,039 We can clean house. 338 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:27,520 - What? What-- - Oh, you'll see. 339 00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:28,738 You'll see. 340 00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:36,398 Oh! 341 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:37,791 Oh! 342 00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:40,750 Look what you've done! Are you crazy? 343 00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,491 You could have killed me. 344 00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:44,754 And my car! Oh, my car! 345 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,321 I did just what you told me to! 346 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,497 You said you were stalled, weren't you? 347 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:51,631 That is exactly the reason you were supposed to push me. 348 00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:53,328 You, You are so stupid! 349 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,461 Don't call me stupid, I was doing a favor for you. 350 00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:56,897 'If anybody's stupid, it's you!' 351 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,333 'Oh, look what you've done.' 352 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,030 'You smashed up my car!' 353 00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:02,642 - I'm gonna sue you-- - It's not your whole car. 354 00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:05,514 It's just your bumper there. How can you sue me? 355 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,298 - You asked me to do it. - Well.. 356 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:09,736 - Please, ladies. Please. - You said 25 miles an hour. 357 00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:11,433 - That's exactly what I did. - Ladies-- 358 00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:15,089 The book says push me up to 25 miles an hour 359 00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:17,613 not hit me at 25 miles an hour! 360 00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:19,441 - Ladies, please-- - Well, then you should have-- 361 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:22,531 Alright! Enough! Stop! 362 00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:25,360 Now, will you please step on the curb, ladies? 363 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:29,146 'Oh, officer, she told me to push her. And I did.' 364 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:33,281 'Push. Push. That's exactly what I said. Push, not smash!' 365 00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:48,775 Don't move and don't make a sound. 366 00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:41,392 '3 Adam 42, 1X45 in pursuit, 2-11 suspects.' 367 00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:57,496 And not only that, I'm gonna see my doctor. 368 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,367 Because I'm sure that I have a whiplash. 369 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:00,716 In fact, I know I have! 370 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,326 - Well, I'm injured too-- - Oh! 371 00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:06,505 LA 15, 7 Mary 3. Roll one 11-85, Vineland and Riverside. 372 00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:11,640 Ladies, stay on the curb! Get back! 373 00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:16,819 Hey, Ponch, there goes a hot roller 374 00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:18,865 and we're stuck here with the debating society. 375 00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:21,824 - I'm gonna call your husband-- - Yeah, our luck, partner. 376 00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:24,566 - Don't you dare. - If you think I'll keep quiet-- 377 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,552 'Hey, we drew a bye in the first round.' 378 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,684 - Yeah. We got lucky this time. - How about that? 379 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:00,950 'Hope our luck holds.' 380 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,826 Good morning, fellas. 381 00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:07,870 - Hey, Ponch. - What's happening? 382 00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:09,524 - How you doing? - Alright. 383 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,439 Are you guys gonna be in that bowling tournament? 384 00:26:11,482 --> 00:26:13,615 Yeah, me and Fritz are teamed up again. 385 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:17,227 That's right, you guys won it last year, huh? 386 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:19,752 Hey, why don't you give the rest of us a break? 387 00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:22,145 Because it's too much fun watching you eat humble pie. 388 00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:31,981 Well, I think I'm gonna give it a try again this year anyway. 389 00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:35,071 I might even be interested in a little side bet. 390 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:36,986 Be careful, there's cops in here. 391 00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:39,685 A week's lunches at Gitnick's? What do you say? 392 00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:41,512 Hey, wait a minute. Who's your teammate? 393 00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:42,731 Oh, Jon. 394 00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:48,084 I've never seen Jon bowl. Is he any good? 395 00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:50,870 Well, he's got potential. 396 00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:53,394 But I'm gonna have to give him some pointers. 397 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:57,050 Wanna double the bets? 398 00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:58,138 Later, okay? 399 00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:05,754 Looks like somebody's south 40's about to get plowed. 400 00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:08,104 Yeah, well, uh, at least it isn't yours this time. 401 00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:11,107 Jonathan Baker. 402 00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:18,811 - Yeah. - Please answer this yes or no. 403 00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:23,250 Do you or do you not have in your possession 404 00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:27,515 a gold-plated, monogrammed ballpoint pen 405 00:27:27,558 --> 00:27:30,953 belonging to one Broderick Crawford? 406 00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:42,399 - 21-50, over. - 21-50, bye. 407 00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:46,273 Would you kindly return it, huh? 408 00:27:46,316 --> 00:27:49,232 21-50 to headquarters. 10-4. 10-4. 409 00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:50,799 Hey, turn around. 410 00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:54,324 Okay, let's get down to business. 411 00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:57,371 Those two robbery suspects on motorcycles? 412 00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:59,634 Well, they've been working overtime. 413 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,158 They hit another supermarket this morning. 414 00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:05,771 They got a real bag of tricks up their sleeves. 415 00:28:05,814 --> 00:28:09,731 They used a pedestrian overpass to lose sheriff's units. 416 00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:14,127 Then, they lost an LAPD unit in the Newhall wash. 417 00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:16,695 And while he sat up to his hubs in mud 418 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:19,393 they disappeared in a cloud of dust. 419 00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:22,788 These characters are armed and considered dangerous. 420 00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:24,615 So if you spot 'em 421 00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:26,574 uh, call for backup. 422 00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:29,925 11-79, with injuries 423 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:32,362 westbound Santa Barbara off-ramp at Chester Street. 424 00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:34,060 Uh, two motors, uh.. 425 00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:37,019 Poncherello, Baker, you wanna take it, please. 426 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,433 Someone's in there. 427 00:30:26,476 --> 00:30:27,521 Hey, stay back! 428 00:30:27,564 --> 00:30:29,566 'Look out!' 429 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,493 Careful, Ponch. Don't touch him. 430 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,584 Okay. Alright. 431 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:50,587 'Alright.' 432 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,556 - Electric shock. - Okay. 433 00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:11,870 'I can't get it open!' 434 00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:13,959 Help! Would someone help? 435 00:31:14,002 --> 00:31:15,874 You got anything to get that wire out of the water? 436 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,266 Yeah, pike pole in back of the squad. 437 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:18,485 I'll get it. 438 00:31:20,443 --> 00:31:22,793 - Help me. My baby's in here. - Stay in the car, ma'am. 439 00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:24,665 'Just stay in there. The car is grounding.' 440 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:27,102 If you get out, you're gonna get electrocuted. 441 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:30,236 - No. My baby's caught-- - Stay in the car! 442 00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:32,934 - No! Let me go! - Stay in the car! 443 00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:39,462 No! Let me get out. 444 00:31:39,506 --> 00:31:42,248 Stay in the car. If you get out, you'll get electrocuted. 445 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:43,466 Release me. 446 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:49,342 Help! 447 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:50,734 No! 448 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,738 Calm down, would you? Ponch! 449 00:32:01,136 --> 00:32:02,224 Let go! 450 00:32:06,663 --> 00:32:08,230 Calm down, ma'am. 451 00:32:08,274 --> 00:32:10,711 Just a minute. Hurry up, Ponch! 452 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,631 Okay, go! 453 00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:19,981 Okay. 454 00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:25,160 Come here, baby. 455 00:32:25,204 --> 00:32:27,249 I'll get him. Get out. Come on. 456 00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:32,994 Come on. Yeah, he's alright. Come on. Come on. 457 00:32:34,735 --> 00:32:37,564 - Everything's gonna be fine. - I'm scared. 458 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:40,480 I know. Now, calm yourself. Here. Just relax. 459 00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:42,177 But I could have killed him. 460 00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:44,701 Hey. Take it easy, alright? Look at the baby. Hey. 461 00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:47,400 Hey, he's a cute little tyke, huh? 462 00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:49,402 You're out of danger now. Try and calm yourself. 463 00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:51,708 Today's the first day of my new job. 464 00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:54,624 I was late. I was trying to get the baby to the sitter's. 465 00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,452 Yeah, but we gotta be more careful. 466 00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:58,019 Being late is nothing compared to what could've happened to-- 467 00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,368 I've gotta go. 468 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:01,109 - No, hold on. - Let me have my baby! 469 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:02,545 - Wait a minute. - I have to go! 470 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:05,287 But my boss. You don't understand. My new job.. 471 00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:06,854 Only place you're going is, you and your baby are goin' 472 00:33:06,897 --> 00:33:08,464 to the hospital to get checked, alright? 473 00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:11,554 You don't understand. My baby depends on me. 474 00:33:11,598 --> 00:33:14,122 Hey, we do understand. 475 00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:15,994 And if your baby depends on you 476 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:18,431 then give him a break, alright? 477 00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:31,879 - You're right. I'm sorry. - Let's go. 478 00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:36,014 '10-6-Mary is 10-7 at IHOP's.' 479 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:44,674 The baby seems fine. 480 00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:46,807 - I think she's okay too. - Alright. 481 00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:48,374 We'll take 'em in just to check 'em. 482 00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:49,505 Okay. 483 00:33:57,165 --> 00:33:59,820 Let's get our gear and get this traffic squared away. 484 00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:00,864 Alright. 485 00:34:08,785 --> 00:34:10,613 See you at the donut shop after court. 486 00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:12,050 Right, partner. 487 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:02,143 Hey, pull it over. 488 00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:05,146 Yeah, you. 489 00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:08,976 I said pull it over! 490 00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:12,980 I said pull it over right now! 491 00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:36,221 Uh, what? 492 00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:41,139 Oh. I.. You don't speak English? 493 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,836 Je comprend pas. 494 00:35:42,879 --> 00:35:45,839 You speak, uh, Francais? 495 00:35:45,882 --> 00:35:50,017 Francais? Uh, no, I don't understand. 496 00:35:57,459 --> 00:36:00,114 Eh, no, you didn't do anything wrong, sir. 497 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,595 'You're safe. You're okay. Safe.' 498 00:36:02,638 --> 00:36:03,639 - Safe. - Ah. 499 00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:06,076 Look it here, look here. Okay. 500 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:10,690 You-you-you're missing a tire. See, that's all. 501 00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:12,605 See, the little tires, you're-- 502 00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:20,134 Yeah. 503 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,615 Uh, no, no, no, see, um.. 504 00:36:22,658 --> 00:36:25,922 Your car, your auto? 505 00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:28,360 - Auto, auto, oui. - Auto. 506 00:36:28,403 --> 00:36:34,235 Your auto has only one, two, three tires. 507 00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:36,019 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - But most car.. 508 00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:37,978 All these.. See, all these car.. 509 00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:43,418 All of the cars mostly have one, two, three, four. 510 00:36:54,037 --> 00:36:55,387 - Yeah. - Understand? 511 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:01,436 Hold on a minute. Just let me show you. 512 00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:06,615 You know.. You understand "open"? Open? 513 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:07,834 Ouvrir. Ouvrir. 514 00:37:07,877 --> 00:37:09,792 Yeah. Ouvrir. 515 00:37:09,836 --> 00:37:11,838 Ouvrir.Let's see. Where's number five at? 516 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,278 I don't believe you, monsieur. 517 00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:21,804 Listen, uh, is that the way you drive in France? 518 00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:22,849 With just three little.. 519 00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:28,637 'Problem, Jon?' 520 00:37:28,681 --> 00:37:30,248 Oh, uh, nothing. 521 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:32,554 Just a little language barrier, and, uh, three quarters 522 00:37:32,598 --> 00:37:33,729 'of a wheel allotment.' 523 00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:49,310 He says he got his wheel stolen. 524 00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:51,921 - What? - He had his wheel stolen. 525 00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,838 Oh, yeah, yeah. Ouvrir. 526 00:38:03,977 --> 00:38:05,674 It's all yours, uh, Shain. 527 00:38:05,718 --> 00:38:08,286 Tell him to drive carefully, and, uh, merci. 528 00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:10,418 Jon! 529 00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:13,029 'Look, your honor, it-it was almost five o'clock.' 530 00:38:16,555 --> 00:38:20,472 'Y-your honor, 65 miles in heavy traffic like this.' 531 00:38:20,515 --> 00:38:22,212 'It's-it's a hot rider's dream.' 532 00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:24,476 'I mean, that day, they were stacked up like sardines' 533 00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:26,216 'bumper to bumper.' 534 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:27,305 'Look at the clock.' 535 00:38:30,177 --> 00:38:32,440 'The officer must have made a mistake.' 536 00:38:32,484 --> 00:38:35,269 'Look, I was only going 20 miles per hour.' 537 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,010 'The traffic was crawling.' 538 00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:41,449 So, as Your Honor can clearly see 539 00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:43,712 at five o'clock on the Ventura Freeway 540 00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:46,628 no one could possibly go 65 miles an hour. 541 00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:49,327 - So if the court-- - I've seen enough, Mr. Connell. 542 00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:51,764 I suppose next you're gonna show us pictures of your fa.. 543 00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:55,333 ...amily. 544 00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:04,385 Uh...lights, please. 545 00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:11,871 The court will take this case under submission. 546 00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:15,309 The verdict will be sent to you in the mail. 547 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:19,095 Bailiff, would you help Mr. Connell with his equipment? 548 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:21,446 Um, you take care of this, I'll get the screen. 549 00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:25,232 Sidney M. Engelhardt. 550 00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:28,366 Excuse me, I was, uh.. 551 00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:31,281 Sorry. 552 00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:38,506 'Mr. Engelhardt, do you have your evidence?' 553 00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:39,986 Right here, Your Honor. 554 00:39:40,029 --> 00:39:42,945 I have been following this so-called officer around 555 00:39:42,989 --> 00:39:44,860 for the last couple of days, and I have proof 556 00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:46,775 right here as to his total incompetence. 557 00:39:46,819 --> 00:39:48,777 - 'I don't think the court is--' - 'Look at the pictures.' 558 00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:49,865 'Here you go, see for yourself.' 559 00:39:59,484 --> 00:40:01,877 Officer Poncherello, would you like to look at these? 560 00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:06,447 'You don't have to comment, you know.' 561 00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:09,537 I'd be delighted, Your Honor. 562 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:13,062 In this one, I was helping this lady fetch her spare. 563 00:40:13,106 --> 00:40:15,195 There was an accident at the top of this ramp. 564 00:40:15,238 --> 00:40:17,110 I had to get there in a hurry. 565 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,332 Your Honor, the beer can was evidence. 566 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:28,774 And here, my partner was giving a ticket to Broderick Crawford. 567 00:40:28,817 --> 00:40:30,558 He didn't. 568 00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:31,864 Thank you. 569 00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:35,955 Mr. Engelhardt, do you have anything to add? 570 00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:40,786 No. 571 00:40:40,829 --> 00:40:43,876 The court finds you guilty. Please see the clerk. 572 00:40:43,919 --> 00:40:45,965 - But, Your Honor.. - The clerk. 573 00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:53,842 'Driver's license, please?' 574 00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:57,106 Would it be possible to get a dozen shots 575 00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:58,760 of me with Broderick Crawford? 576 00:41:00,283 --> 00:41:01,371 No. 577 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,943 Oh, I'm sure you guys could join the tournament. 578 00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:09,205 It's just the fellas in the office. 579 00:41:11,294 --> 00:41:15,473 Sounds like fun, side bet and all. 580 00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:18,127 - Tomorrow night you say? - Yup. 581 00:41:18,171 --> 00:41:19,128 You're on. 582 00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:21,479 Alright. Excuse me. 583 00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:28,877 Jon, I found a couple of hot bowlers. 584 00:41:28,921 --> 00:41:30,400 Oh, yeah? 585 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,492 Coffee and donuts for a month. Hmm? 586 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:35,971 Alright. 587 00:41:36,015 --> 00:41:37,538 'Attention, Hollywood units.' 588 00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,148 'A 2-11 just occurred at Ocean Savings.' 589 00:41:39,192 --> 00:41:40,889 'Two male suspects on motorcycles' 590 00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:43,979 'wearing black jackets and visor helmets.' 591 00:41:44,023 --> 00:41:45,546 'Hollywood units lASO' 592 00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:48,549 'reports two 2-11 suspects on motorcycles' 593 00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:50,420 'southbound on the Hollywood Freeway at Vermont.' 594 00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:52,553 'One highway patrol unit is in pursuit.' 595 00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:53,902 'Suspects are armed.' 596 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:20,500 Which one do you want, Sundance or Cassidy? 597 00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:23,721 I'll take Sundance. 598 00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:42,827 Hey, Ponch, you still taking bets? 599 00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:45,090 Are you kidding? Sure. 600 00:45:50,312 --> 00:45:52,227 You know, I always suspected you were crazy. 601 00:45:53,228 --> 00:45:54,534 But now.. 602 00:45:54,577 --> 00:45:56,231 - Is that so? - 'Mm-hm.' 603 00:45:56,275 --> 00:45:58,930 - You wanna double the bets? - You got it. 604 00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:01,149 Well, for your information, gentlemen 605 00:46:01,193 --> 00:46:02,977 'me and old Jon are gonna clean up.' 606 00:46:03,021 --> 00:46:05,327 I'll take all the action I can get. Come on. 607 00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:07,852 'You've got a bet with every guy on this shift, already.' 608 00:46:07,895 --> 00:46:09,505 'Whether they're bowling or not.' 609 00:46:09,549 --> 00:46:11,072 Yeah, you're gonna have to open up your 610 00:46:11,116 --> 00:46:12,552 own hamburger stand, Ponch. 611 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:19,254 Ah. Here comes my loyal teammate and ace bowler. 612 00:46:19,298 --> 00:46:22,388 Guess what? I got all these fish to double their bets. 613 00:46:22,431 --> 00:46:23,737 Yeah, I wanna talk to you about-- 614 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,043 We're gonna eat free for the rest 615 00:46:25,086 --> 00:46:26,914 of our bike-riding lives. 616 00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:28,481 And when we finish with you guys 617 00:46:28,524 --> 00:46:30,135 'we're gonna take on the sheriff's department.' 618 00:46:30,178 --> 00:46:31,963 - 'Yesterday when we chased--' - And then who knows? 619 00:46:32,006 --> 00:46:34,835 Maybe, uh, bowling for dollars-- 620 00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:36,619 - Ponch! - 'Yeah?' 621 00:46:39,405 --> 00:46:41,755 Remember that little mishap at Griffith Park the other day? 622 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,323 - Yeah? - It's not serious, but.. 623 00:46:46,151 --> 00:46:47,239 Oh, Jon.